Saturday, July 25, 2015

3, 2, 1...



and have a nice summer, ladies!

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

A Message from Shiny Pink


hello ladies,

big day today!


it's been a while, huh??

hmmm,

well for all the time that you 've spent a whole year waiting for a new "How to" post or something...

well...
let's say, i decided to make it up to you.



so.

first, for everyone who's been asking the past year,
i have to inform you that new mega posts are about to come in the future (they are being written for a couple of years or so), as well as new stories are on their way.

now, 
the reason though that smaller posts are not seen here for a year or more is because...


a NEW SECRET PROJECT 
was being prepared all this time...


so after a year of secret posts,

i decided to present it to you.



its name will be revealed to you on...




Friday, June 12, 2015

The Internal Auditor pt.6

The Internal Auditor pt.6

FRIDAY


[C.A] May I come in?
[Z.W] Yes, of course! Hello, Carl! What a surprise!
[C.R] Hey baby!
[C.A] I...uh... hi, Catalina...
[T.I] CARL?? WH.. FUCK!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!! WE DON'T WANT TO RAISE ANY SUSPICION!!!! FUCK!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!! I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME FIRST!!!
[C.A] But, Tanya... I wanted to a...

*SMACK*

[T.I] MY NAME IS MS IVANOVA FOR YOU, YOU FUCKING SHIT!!!
IF THERE'S ANYONE OUT THERE LISTENING RIGHT NOW, THE WHOLE PLAN WILL BE FUCKED UP!!!
[C.A] I'm.. sorry, Tan... I mean, Ms Ivanova. It's just that, you wanted to see me before I give my final report to the Board.
[T.I] Did you read the report we gave you?
[C.A] Yes, Ms Ivanova. I did. And I have to say, I'm not happy with what I read!
[T.I] What did you say, Carl?
[C.A] I...
[T.I] Do I need to remind you what you are as of yesterday???
[C.A] I... no. It's just that...
[T.I] Can you please kneel in front of me, Carl?
[C.A] What? Oh come on!! Ms Ivanova.. please...

*SMACK*

[T.I] KNEEL, CARL!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!
[C.A] But...
[C.R] Come on, baby. You'd better do what Ms Ivanova says. It's okay.

[T.I] Good boy. You are not allowed to look me in the eyes. Now you may continue.
[C.A] I... I was saying.... that...
You are framing my team, Ms Ivanova! I know you want to get the job done, but I've known them for years, you know?? Can't we just...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Lick my shoes while talking, Carl. Do not stop until you are finished with your request...
[C.A] But...
[T.I] WHAT DID YOU SAY, CARL??? YOU WANT THE DEAL CANCELLED???
[C.A] No... I... no... Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] THEN DO AS I SAY, BITCH!!! START LICKING!!!!

[C.A] I... okay.... I.. mfmfghgh... was... saying... mfmfmghghg... if you could... mfmfmgghgg... let me... mfmfmfmfghghg... keep my team.... mfmfmfmghgh...

[T.I] What?? Keep your team???
Of course not, Carl!
Your team is the perfect candidate to place the blame for our current situation.
They are the only 3 people who know the truth about what we are doing here - with you being the fourth - and obviously they can't be bought!

[C.A] But... mfmfmfghghhg... Ms Ivanova... mfmfmgghhg they are my... mfmfmfmfghghgh... friends!!!

[T.I] Yeah, okay. You will make new friends.
You will accuse those 3 for trying to gain control of this company, handing the Board the evidence that we give you.
You will tell the Board "you couldn't believe it at first", "you've been friends for 15 years with those people", shit like that.
And then you will tell them that you did everything you could to expose those scums.
[C.A] But... mfmfmfhghgh Ms Ivanova...

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[T.I] WHAT DID WE AGREE, CARL???

ARE YOU MY PET OR WHAT???

[C.A] I am... Ms Ivanova...

[T.I] SAY IT, CARL!! I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY IT!!!

[C.A] I'm you pet, Ms Ivanova...

[T.I] LOUDER, CARL!!!

[C.A] I am your pet, Ms Ivanova!!!!

[T.I] LOUDER!!!!

[C.A] I AM YOUR PET, MS IVANOVA!!!

[T.I] AND MRS RAMIREZ'S PET, RIGHT CARL????

[C.A] YES, MS IVANOVA!! AND MRS RAMIREZ'S!!!

[T.I] AND ZHANG'S, CARL!!! RIGHT????

[C.A] YES, MS IVANOVA!!! ZHANG'S TOO!!!

[T.I] Mrs Wen!
[Z.W] Yes?
[T.I] Slap Mr Anderson.
[Z.W] WHAT??
[T.I] Give Mr Anderson a slap, Mrs Wen. He is your subordinate too. We pay him for his services. Don't we, Carl?
[C.A] ....yes... Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] Then, ask politely from Mrs Wen to slap your face, Mr Anderson.
[C.A] .... please... Mrs Wen... will you... slap my face..?
[T.I] Walk on all fours towards her, Mr Anderson. Make it easy for her to smack your face. She is too shy. Don't you see?

[C.A] Please, Mrs Wen... Slap me, please...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Now thank her, Carl!!! Zhang, hit him again!!

*SMACK*

[T.I] THANK HER!!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank... you...

[T.I] AGAIN!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank you!

[T.I] BETTER!! I WANT HER TO BELIEVE THAT YOU THANK HER!!! I WANT IT TO COME OUT OF YOUR HEART, CARL!!!! ZHANG SLAP HIM!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] ... Thank you!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank you, Mrs Wen!!! Thank you so much!!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Thank you so damn much, Mrs Wen, for doing this for me!!! Thank you!!!!

[T.I] That's our boy! Enough... Come here. So. You were saying something?
[C.A] ... No... Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] That's our boy.
You know all the Members of the Board personally. Isn't it so, Carl?
[C.A] Yes, Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] That means they trust you.
[C.A] Yes...
[T.I] That is perfect for us, Carl.
You will make sure that you frame your team. We want the Board to press charges against them.
We want the Board to hunt them down. Like dogs. With all the evidence we have for them, those fuckers will probably end up in jail.
[C.A] But...
[T.I] Listen to me, Carl. You have an important meeting in a few hours!
The Board expects something big from you. Since Monday.
And you will give it to them!
You will give them the shocking news that they expect to hear from you!
You have shocking evidence that your own team has been working against the company's interests for months.
[C.A] I...
[T.I] You will make sure though that the information that you give them, will be treated as highly classified. Your team must never know about your role in this. I'm sure the Board will take care of this...
[C.A] But...
[T.I] FUCK THAT, CARL!! YOU WILL DO AS YOU ARE TOLD!!! YOU HEAR ME??
[C.A] Is there.. no other way??? Please, Tanya... I'm begging you. These people are my friends...
[T.I] No, Carl!! We have already discussed about it!! Your team must get out of the picture!
You will make sure of that! Are we clear??
[C.A] Yes...
[T.I] Your new team will consist of the people that we have chosen for you. OUR people!
[C.A] YOUR WHAT?? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT???
[T.I] Haven't I told you??? Yeah. That's enough with your buddies, Carl. You 'll have 3 women working with you now!
[C.A] WHAT?? NO!! WE CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS!! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO FOR ME IS TO LET ME CHOOSE MY OWN TEAM!!!
[T.I] AM I PAYING YOU TO MAKE DECISIONS, CARL????
[C.A] PLEASE, MS IVANOVA!! YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ME!! THIS JOB IS NOT AN EASY JOB, YOU KNOW??? IT TAKES YEARS OF HARD WORK AND EXPERIENCE  FOR SOMEONE TO REACH THE LEVEL OF EFFICIENCY THAT MY TEAM BROUGHT!! YOU HAVE TO LET ME CHOOSE MY OWN PEOPLE, TANYA!!!
[T.I] Yeah. I don't buy that shit, Carl. We both know you are a cheap money-slut.
And basically, even if you were as good as you say, who gives a fuck? You 're not gonna be anymore! In fact, even the name "team" is not the term to describe the new order.
[C.A] But...Tanya!!!
[T.I] Honey, get over it! I have bought YOU! And when I say YOU, I mean everything in your life!! I pay and you bring me results! Don't you get it???
[C.A] I... I...
[T.I] You LOVE the money I'm paying you, don't you, Carl..?
[C.A] ...ye.. well... yeah...
[T.I] And you are willing to do ANYTHING for the right price, right, baby?
[C.A] Well... pretty much...
[T.I] Is there ANYTHING you wouldn't do for the proper amount of beautiful, hot money, dear?
[C.A] I... actually... no...
[T.I] That's the spirit, Carl. I pay, you deliver, honey. Right?
[C.A] Yes, Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] Say it, Carl. I pay... you?
[C.A] ...deliver, Ms Ivanova...
[T.I] LOUDER, CARL!!! I PAY, YOU????
[C.A] I DELIVER, MS IVANOVA!!! I FUCKING DELIVER!!!! FUCK!!!
[T.I] That's it, baby.
Every time you 're thinking about any useless objection you may have to my orders, try to think about my sexy money, dear. Think about my hot money filling up your bank accounts, sweety. I'm sure it will bring you back on track!
So.
You can still be proud of your team, Carl.
Saying all that "we are the bestest" crap to advertise your team.
The truth will be the exact opposite, though. But that's okay as long as you get paid, right?
Yeah, Carl. Kyle Jenkins, Anthony Sanders and Donovan Bailey, your old time friends and colleagues, will be replaced by Danielle McKey, Lisa Parker and Kelly Brooks.
And guess what, honey. Yeah, they know shit about auditing!
[C.A] But Tanya... What am I gonna do??? I need experienced people on my team!! I...
[T.I] First of all, you will not use the term "team" when you refer to my people ever again. EVER! Are we clear, dear???
[C.A] I... wha.. yes...
[T.I] I 'll let you keep your Chief Audit Executive title, as we don't want to draw any attention.
But you will step back in every aspect of your job, Carl!
In fact, the word "team" will never be used for that purpose ever again!
Instead, you will be using their names. As a matter of fact, it's YOUR name that needs to be used less.
[C.A] Tanya, please..
[T.I] I'm paying you for your access to the Board, Carl! Other than that, you will give Danielle, Lisa and Kelly power, that your former friends would never even dream of!
You will do the real work and you will make sure they always get the credit of it.
I need you to make them stars in this company.
You will never assert that YOU have accomplished anything! You will instead give proper credit to the members of your new "team" personally. Am I clear, Carl?
[C.A] Yes... What will those women even do to my te... what do we need them?
[T.I] Oh come on, Carl. I thought you were more clever than that!
[C.A] Why??
[T.I] What we are doing down here is more than illegal, Carl!!
We change people's memories, dear! Can you even believe what this means??
Real people, Carl!! Not animals! Human testing right away!!
You know how many years would it take with all that animal testing shit??
Years, Carl!! Maybe decades!!
Wouldn't it be easier if we could just alter the proper people's memories instead??
Why wait for years to be rich, when we can do it now?
Quick 'n' easy money, Carl!!
You of all people must know what I'm talking about, huh?
[C.A] Whoa... yes, Tanya... I know...
[T.I] I would never come to you in the first place, if it wasn't for your money thirst, Carl.
We need people like you in all the right places with whom we can do business, you know?
[C.A] Yes, Tanya..
[T.I] Well, that's why we 'll have Danielle, Lisa and Kelly for, Carl!
Danielle's got a killer face, hot body and most importantly she's an expert in using people, so she will become the new "face" of the Audit Department.
Lisa is an expert in legal frauds.
And Kelly will make sure that your Department stays out of any suspicion.
[C.A] And what will I do??
[T.I] You will provide full cover of our department.
That may sound easy now.
But later on, as we'll be getting more power, it is going to require your 24/7 dedication to our project.
But with the money we'll be paying you, I don't think that this is going to be a problem. Right?
[C.A] No. I don't think so...
[T.I] That's why I needed you in the first place, Carl! Because you are effective. Ruthless. Efficient!
[C.A] Thank you, Tanya...
[T.I] You'll be the perfect hunting dog, Carl.
My faithful hound!
[C.A] ...
[T.I] Oh Carl! One more thing!
[C.A] What is it?
[T.I] That wife of yours!
[C.A] What about her?
[T.I] I'm gonna need you to bring her to me for some memory change.
We don't want to risk anything with your new duties.
I think I'm gonna shift her focus from you a little bit.
[C.A] WHAT?? MY WIFE?? WHY?? NO!! SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!
[T.I] Of course she has, Carl! I'm gonna need her in my lab. Tomorrow morning. End of discussion.
[C.A] NO!! PLEASE!! SHE HAS N...

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[T.I] ONE MORE WORD FROM YOU AND YOU 'RE NEVER GONNA SEE THE COLOR OF MY MONEY AGAIN. EVER!!!

[C.A] I...

[T.I] ONE MORE WORD!!!

[C.A] ...

[T.I] You 'll be our hound 24/7, remember??
That means you will be required to do stuff that may make a conventional marriage a bit dysfunctional, don't you think?
[C.A] I...
[T.I] I have bought you, Carl!! Do I have to remind you about it ALL THE FUCKING TIME??
[C.A] No, Tanya, I was just saying that...
[T.I] I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING, CARL!! DON'T YOU GET IT???
I SPENT MY BEAUTIFUL MONEY TO HAVE A TWO-LEGGED HOUND NAMED CARL ANDERSON, ON MY COMMAND!! DIDN'T I?
[C.A] Yes, Tanya, you did..
[T.I] WELL, I DON'T WANT MY HOUND'S BITCH TO CAUSE ANY TROUBLE, DO I?
[C.A] No, Ms Ivanova, you don't..
[T.I] I'M NOT PAYING YOU MONEY SO THAT YOUR BITCH STARTS SHOUTING AND CRYING AND SCREAMING ONCE SHE SEES YOU FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE, DO I, CARL???
[C.A] No, Ms Ivanova..
[T.I] WELL, THEN, YOU BRING HER TO ME, YOU STUPID SHIT!! THAT WHORE NEEDS TO GIVE NO FUCK ABOUT SUCH THINGS!
[C.A] Please, Tanya... you have ME. You don't need her...
[T.I] She's gonna be just fine, Carl. She just needs to have the proper memories from you. That's all.
[C.A] But Tan...
[T.I] She’s gonna have to give no shit for you, Carl! NOW FUCK OFF!!
[C.A] What, what are you going to do to her…
[T.I] I TOLD YOU, CARL! TO GIVE NO SHIT ABOUT YOU!! NO DEEP FEELINGS! NO SEX! NOTHING!!
[C.A] No, sex. No, Tanya... how? Please...
[T.I] Sexual re-orientation, Carl. Sexual re-orientation.
[C.A] WHAT??? NO! HOW??
[T.I] Zhang says that giving her a life full of secret lesbian cravings will do the job.
[C.A] WHAT? YOU' RE GONNA MAKE HER A LESBIAN???
[T.I] Lesbian is nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to her, Carl.
[C.A] Tanya please…!!

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[C.A] Tanya, no...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Will you shut your fucking mouth, bitch???

*SMACK*

Oh, I'm gonna give your little wifey, a life of agonizing, soul-crushing, suppressed sexual hunger for women, dear.
And not just any women.
I'm gonna make ME look like the absolute wet dream of her most dirty and deprived sexual fantasies.
[C.A] YOU?? TANYA PLEASE!! WHY???
[T.I] Because I say so, Carl!!!
I, want to hold the keys to your whore’s legs!!
I, want her to see in me the kinks of a lifetime!!
All the most dirty thoughts that have given her the most mind-crushing orgasms through her life, are gonna have to be mirrored in me!! IS THERE A PROBLEM???
[C.A] But…
[T.I] I said end of discussion, CARL!!
[C.A] Tanya…

*SMACK*

[T.I] Shut your fuckin mouth, Carl! We need no useless whores on our back!! Live with it!!

*SMACK*

[C.A] Plea...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Come closer, Carl...

{whispering}

Your little whore is going to remember a life of earth-shuttering, secret lesbian fantasies mainly around Russian women with my exact body and facial characteristics, Carl.

Her life will be filled with humiliating moments trying to express her suppressed lesbian desires for Russian women, like a perverted little dyke.

Hopefully, dear, as of tomorrow, just opening my mouth to speak will be enough for your little dove, to have multiple mind-blowing orgasms for me.

I'll make that baby's childhood so suppressed with lesbian cravings, dear, that once I open up that door for her, she'll be begging to marry me like a lovebird behind your back. 

Is that okay? 

[C.A] Tanya, please... what about me?
[T.I] You? What about you, Carl?? You have fucked the most disgusting, the most dirty, cheap whores out there!!
[C.A] ...
[T.I] You have used your money-loving mouth to drain some of the biggest balls, even the dirtiest sluts would never even think of sucking!!!
[C.A] ...
[T.I] And you out of all people, want anything more than this from your wife??
Oh, come on, Carl. You should thank me for letting you keep a wife in the first place!
[C.A] But, please, Tanya...
[T.I] You think you would ever going to fuck her anyway, Carl?? Honey, your cock will be used for our purposes only, don't you get it? You will fuck the people that you have to fuck!
And your wife was not among those people in the first place!
You will mainly fuck non-fuckable women and gay men, Carl! Other than that, you will have to keep away from sex, for maximum pleasure of our people! Can't you fucking get it???
[C.A] Tanya...
[T.I] End of discussion, Carl! You get paid to follow orders. You will bring your wife to me for memory replacement!
[C.A] Tan...

*SMACK*

[T.I] If I hear one more word from you, I'll have you divorce her and come out as a proud gay man begging anyone with a cock bigger than 3 inches to fuck your ass!! What do you say?
[C.A] ...
[T.I] Now go! You got a meeting to attend!
[C.A] Okay...
[T.I] I'll be waiting for full report of it by 19.00.
Zhang will hand you the fake evidence that you 're going to give to the Board.
[C.A] Okay...
[T.I] Is that a way to address me, Carl?
[C.A] .... No, Ma'am...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Apologize, Carl.
[C.A] I'm... sorry, Ma'am. It's just that...

*SMACK*

[T.I] Stick out your tongue, Carl.
[C.A] What??
[T.I] Stick out your tongue! Like a dog! Now, Carl!!
[C.A] Bu...

*SMACK*

[T.I] NOW!!!

[T.I] Now, I want to see you acting like a dog!
You will not say a word no matter what.
In fact, you can't even speak now! Okay, Carl??
[C.A] ...
[T.I] Now.
I will take a dollar out of my pocket! And that dollar will be your bone. Okay, Carl?
You are of course not allowed to put your tongue back into your mouth.
You 'll just keep drooling over your bone! Are we clear??
[C.A] ...
[T.I] I want you to realize you are the dog here, Carl. Okay?
I want you to realize that I give you orders and you obey like a dog.
And you do that because you want the bone, Carl.
My money is the bone, Carl.
And you always keep your eyes on the bone!!
[C.A] ...

[T.I] That's better.
Now, Carl. I want you to keep your eyes on the bone.
That's it.
Your eyes will follow the bone at all times!!
Once I finish, you will grab the bone with your mouth. Okay?
like a nice little dog.
[C.A] ...

So, Carl.
Let's take it from the beginning.

You take the fake evidence from Mrs Wen.
You give everything to the Board.
Hopefully, you persuade them that it was you who exposed your old team.
You give me full report.
Tomorrow morning you bring me your wife.
Hopefully, she returns back home a flaming closet dyke.
You make sure the Board gives you absolute power over the company after the exposure of the fraud.
We replace the old members of your team with the ones we have for you.
You wait for further directions.

Are we clear?

*SMACK*

Eyes on the bone, Carl!

Are we clear???

*SMACK*

*SMACK*

[C.A] Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!!!!

[T.I] That's my boy.

Now come here, boy! Come! Grab your dollar!

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

The Internal Auditor pt. 5

THURSDAY 23.54







MEMORY REPLACEMENT PROJECT No743




PATIENT'S NAME: CARL ANDERSON




AGE: 47



GENDER: MALE



OPERATOR: No3 - ZHANG WEN







TYPE COMMAND: Full Scan







Searching...



...



...



MEMORIES FOUND: 927.685 files






TYPE COMMAND: Open Memory Viewer

tags: thursday, afternoon, dinner, Ramirez, Ivanova, Wen





MEMORIES FOUND: 3 files




Opening file No 1...



I went after work. I would never do that if it wasn't for her. I can't resist that woman. Especially when she starts speaking spanish.. Fuck. She makes me wanna fuck that mouth right away. I would never agree on meeting that bitch, Ivanova if it wasn't for that fucking woman. 

I went anyway. I would never let anyone know about it. I'll just pretend I'm listening to what they say and then I'm gonna get the out of there. And who knows, maybe I'll get to fuck Ramirez afterwards. That would be one more secret I got to keep from my wife...



Opening file No 2...





I want you to co-operate, Carl... That's all...

[ ]

And you will still be, Carl.  You will just choose to keep them shut when it comes to us...

[ ]

You are too uptight about your moral codes, Carl. You know that?

[ ]

You just need a few proper memories to understand what I'm saying...

[ ]

Hopefully, tomorrow you 'll be a whole different person.

Having lived a whole different life.


Opening file No 3...



It was them! Right from the beginning! They were criminals! I must warn people! These women play with people's heads! They have already played with mine! I can't recognize the fake memories! But it's not me! I could tell! They are taking me somewhere! Ivanova said they 're taking me to their lab! They may do more stuff to me! They must be stopped! Who knows what they are capable of! I have to get away! I have to escape from this!! 



[ ] 



They have drugged me... I must do something... 



I must tell everyone...



I have to stay awake...



They are criminals...



They are...



I have to call the Board...



I have to call... my wife...



I have to...





TYPE COMMAND: DELETE ALL 3 FILES






Deleting files...



Files Deleted Successfully!



TYPE COMMAND: OPEN MEMORY EDITOR



Opening Editor...




Editing file No 1...





I went after work. I would never do that if it wasn't for her. I can't resist that woman. Especially when she starts speaking spanish.. Fuck. She makes me wanna fuck that mouth right away. I would never agree on meeting Ms Ivanova, if it wasn't for that fucking woman. Ms Ivanova is smart and strong and sexy and for some strange reason she seems to be the only one who knows me that... good! I still can not understand how the hell she found out about my only weakness! Yeah okay, I would do anything for some money, but what the fuck? Who wouldn't?? Why do I have to feel bad? 

I went anyway. I would never let anyone know about it. This time I would be strong. Yeah, I could really use some money, but no! I have done enough for money! Sometimes you got to say no!





Editing file No 2...




Ms Ivanova. Sexy as always...


[ ]


I want you to co-operate, Carl... That's all...

[ ]

And you will still be, Carl.  You will just choose to keep them shut when it comes to us...

[ ]

Please, Tanya. You know I can't...

[ ]

You want more? Is this what you 're saying? How much? Give me a number...

[ ]

Don't do that to me, Tanya...

[ ]

Yeah, well. For that amount of money you 're gonna have to do a lot more for me, Carl...

[ ]

You got yourself a deal, Carl.

You 'll have your money.

But I'm not gonna buy just your services for that amount of money! 

I'm gonna buy YOU!!

Deal?

[ ]

Yes, Carl!! That's exactly what I mean! 

You 're gonna be mine! Owned! Call it whatever you want! 

For that kind of money you 'll be my pet. 

You will do what I ask you to do, you will say what I tell you to say and you will breath when I tell you to breath!

If you have a problem with that, the deal is cancelled!

It's your choice. You say yes or no to the money?

[ ]

It's a deal! You are my property then!

[ ]


Editing file No 3...



What have I done??? I'm so fucking disgusting! I can not believe she made me kneel!!! I can not believe I sold myself!!! What's wrong with me?? I know the money was good! But fuck!!! Fuck the money was good... I mean


PROCESS STOPPED: INCONSISTENCIES LEVEL 98%


***






FRIDAY: 00.54


TYPE COMMAND: Open Memory Viewer




tags: tanya ivanova, first memory, company, 




MEMORIES FOUND: 1 file




Opening file...




I can not believe I'm meeting that woman. What the hell am I thinking? Yeah, okay, that Ramirez chick is hot and I did something stupid. Now what? I have nothing to do with those women! I have seen the evidence. I'm the one who prepared those reports. Those women should be in jail. And Ivanova is the head of all this! I must be careful of that woman! I have no idea what she's capable of!

[ ]

Carl. That's Tanya Ivanova...

[ ]

Please, Catalina! I mean, Mrs Ramirez... Do not call me that!! And how dare you ask me if I "trust" my team?? They are MY team! I work with them for the past 8 years!! This is how I trust them!! How long do I know YOU instead??

[ ]

I'm just saying, Mr Anderson, that you have nothing against us. And that means that no matter what you say, you are in NO POSITION to threaten ME or MY TEAM! That's all...

[ ]

Does your team KNOWS where you are right now, Mr Anderson? Or your wife.....?

[ ] 




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Files Deleted Successfully!






TYPE COMMAND: Open Memory Viewer



tags: money: bad, wrong, not important, not 



MEMORIES FOUND: 97.829 files 




TYPE COMMAND: DELETE ALL FILES








Deleting files...






Files Deleted Successfully!







TYPE COMMAND: Open Memory Viewer



tags: money, first memory, mother 



MEMORIES FOUND: 1 file 





Opening file...



- Yeah but mom!! Natalie stole their money!!!

- I know, baby...
- But why??? Why did she do that??
- Natalie is just a bad girl. That's all, dear. 
- Yeah, but why??? She could have asked someone to buy her that meal! She could have asked me!!! I would have given her the money!!
- Don't worry, baby. She is going to pay for her crime. 
- Natalie is bad, mom! Real bad!! I hate Natalie, you know???
- I know you do, honey. It's okay. Jason and David are your best friends. But at least you came here to tell me, baby! Right away! My little prince is a good friend and a good person! Better yet, the best friend and the best person!! In the world!
- I'm gonna tell our teacher! First thing tomorrow!! 
- I'm so proud of you, my boy. But you don't have to worry, baby. I have taken care of everything. I have already informed your teacher about that girl. 
- Really????
- Yes, dear. Everything's taken care of. You just keep away from people like Natalie. You are a good boy. My boy.
- I know mom...
- And you know how much mommy loves you. Don't you, baby?
- Yeah mom...
- And every time you need money, you 're gonna come to me, right?
- Yes, mom...
- We do not care about money, right baby?
- Yes mom...
- And remember, my love, that all the Natalies in the world are going to take what they deserve in the end...
- I know, mom...
- That's my prince! But you will promise me one thing!
- What, mom?
- That no matter what you do, you will never talk to that girl again!
Okay?
- Like I would, mom!!
- We have nothing to do with people like Natalie!
- I know, mom!! You think I'm stupid???
- Come here, my baby. Let me give you a kiss...



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-Yeah but mom! Natalie stole their money!!!

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- I KNOW SHE DID, YOU STUPID FUCK!! AND WHAT DID YOU DO ABOUT IT??

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- I... I... please, mom... What... Jason and David are my... friends... Why are you sl...

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- SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

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- I... I'm... sorry... mom... please...

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- JUST SHUT YOUR USELESS MOUTH AND LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT. WHAT DID YOU SAY WAS THAT GIRL'S NAME AGAIN?
- Natalie...
- And did anyone else saw her taking that money?
- ... I... no, mom...
- So it was just you???
- Yes... I... I think so... 
- And what did you tell her??
- That... I'm telling... my mom... and then... everyone...

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- YOU STUPID FUCK! WHAT ELSE DID YOU SAY???

- No... nothing...

- WELL KEEP YOUR USELESS EARS OPEN, YOU SHIT. FIRST OF ALL YOU DIDN'T TELL YOUR MOM. YOU DIDN'T TELL ANYONE!! 
OKAY???
- Yes, mom...
- Now. Why did she take that money for?
- I... I guess... she wanted to buy... something like, new tires for her boyfriend's bike...
- I see. How old is her boyfriend?
- I.. I don't know... 17 I think...
- And she's your age?
- Yes...
- Okay, then, YOU are gonna buy those tires for him!! 
GOT IT???
- Wha... me?? I mean... yes, mom...
- YES, YOU STUPID SHIT, YOU! AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL HIM THAT WHENEVER HE NEEDS SOMETHING HE CAN COME TO YOU!!
- But, mom... He's... not... a good boy...

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- Anything else you want to say...?

- ....no...no...mom...

- Why on earth would I have to give birth to the most useless thing ever imaginable???

- ...

- Listen, Carl. You may be too stupid to see it now, but when you grow up you will realize one thing.
- What is that??
- You will learn that money is the most important thing in the world. In fact, you will find out that money is the ONLY important thing in the world!!
- I... I. Okay...
- And for that, you will have to realize that you will have to do whatever it takes to make money! Lots of it! Nice and quick!
- O... okay...
- But you can't make enough money through work! 
- I...okay...
- So you will find out that the only quick way to make money is to take them! 
- You mean... stealing...?
- Yes, you stupid shit, that's exactly what I mean.
- I'm...I'm sorry...
- And for that you have to know the right people.
- Okay...
- People like Natalie...
- I... okay, mom...
- People like Natalie, will help you make money. Big money. 
- Okay...
- People like Natalie are the only people you should hung out with, Carl. All the other people you meet are useless.
- Okay...
- So you listen to me. Your first priority must be to make up with Natalie. Because of your stupid act today, she must think of you as her enemy. You have to change that!! So, listen!! First thing tomorrow, you 'll go find Natalie's boyfriend and you 'll give him the money for his tires (Don't worry I'll give it to you). Next, you 're gonna go find Natalie and you 'll tell her that yesterday you were checking her reaction. To make sure that you two are on the same page. From that moment on you 're gonna do whatever it takes to prove yourself useful to her. Or her boyfriend!
- But mom... What about Jason... and David... What are they gonna say...
- WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT JASON AND DAVID!!!!
NO!! BETTER YET!! WE 'RE GONNA BE STEALING THE HELL OUT OF THEM SO THAT WE START LEARNING THE BUSINESS!!!!!!!
- But, mom...

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- I DIDN'T HEAR YOU!!!
- So... sorry... mom...
- LISTEN TO ME, LITTLE SHIT. LIKE IT OR NOT, AS OF TOMORROW YOU 'RE GONNA BE NATALIE'S LITTLE BITCH. GOT IT??
- Yes... mom...
- EVERYTHING SHE SAYS IS GONNA BE AN ORDER!!! 
- Yes... mom...
- YOU GOT TO MAKE YOUR OWN MONEY NOW!!! COS I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO MONEY!!! EVER!!! YOU HEAR ME??
- But mom... how am I going to... live...?
- You are going to need to ask Natalie for that, baby...



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I've been stealing money since I was a boy.

I've been stealing money from my friends.

I've been stealing money from school.

I've been stealing money from my work.

I've always felt money is good.

I've always felt money is hot.

I've always felt money is sexy.

I've always felt people who steal money are good.

I've always felt people who steal money are hot.

I've always felt people who steal money are sexy.

I've been doing things for money since I was a boy.

It felt nice to do things for money.


I have done the most extreme things so that I can get quick money.

Nothing has ever stopped me from getting quick money.

I have always felt people who offer me money in exchange for my services are smarter.

I have always been the type of guy who does things for money.

I have always felt people who play nice are losers and hypocrites.


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I went after work. I would never do that if it wasn't for her. I can't resist that woman. Especially when she starts speaking spanish.. Fuck. She makes me wanna fuck that mouth right away. I would never agree on meeting Ms Ivanova, if it wasn't for that fucking woman. Ms Ivanova is smart and strong and sexy and she's the only one who knows me that... good! I still can not understand how the hell she found out about my only weakness! Yeah okay, I would do anything for some money, but what the fuck? Who wouldn't?? Why do I have to feel bad? 

I went anyway. I would never let anyone know about it. This time I would be strong. Yeah, I could really use some money, but no! I have done enough for money! Sometimes you got to say no!





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Ms Ivanova. Sexy as always...


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I want you to co-operate, Carl... That's all...

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And you will still be, Carl.  You will just choose to keep them shut when it comes to us...

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Please, Tanya. You know I can't...

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You want more? Is this what you 're saying? How much? Give me a number...

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Don't do that to me, Tanya...

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Yeah, well. For that amount of money you 're gonna have to do a lot more for me, Carl...

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You got yourself a deal, Carl.

You 'll have your money.

But I'm not gonna buy just your services for that amount of money! 

I'm gonna buy YOU!!

Deal?

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Yes, Carl!! That's exactly what I mean! 

You 're gonna be mine! Owned! Call it whatever you want! 

For that kind of money you 'll be my pet. 

You will do what I ask you to do, you will say what I tell you to say and you will breath when I tell you to breath!

If you have a problem with that, the deal is cancelled!

It's your choice. You say yes or no to the money?

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It's a deal! You are my property then!

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What have I done??? I'm so fucking disgusting! I can not believe she made me kneel!!! I can not believe I sold myself!!! What's wrong with me?? I know the money was good! But fuck!!! Fuck the money was good... I mean, it's not my fault... for that kind of money, anyone would sell himself!! I'm gonna be their pet! So fucking what??? Self-respect my ass! Everything's about the money!! And those women give me a lot!! I'm gonna do what she says! I may have said some things in the past... but that's because.. i was a fucking asshole!!! That's it!! Tanya pays! And that means Tanya makes the rules!! If she wants me a pet, I'm gonna be a fucking pet!! Whatever she wants, she's gonna have it!!! I'm gonna be whatever she wants me to be!!! There's nothing I can't do for the right amount of money...








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I have done disgusting things for money.


I have been humiliated for money.

I have crossed all the lines for money.

I have acted beyond any moral codes for money.

I have done horrible things for horrible people for money.

I have no limits when it comes to money.

I have enjoyed crossing the limits for money.

I have enjoyed being the bad guy.

I have enjoyed following orders in return for money.


I have enjoyed being ordered for money.

I was being called "money-slut" since i was a boy.

I always took it as a compliment.




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- Oh come on, Carl! It's Truth or Dare! For the last time!!! You HAVE to tell us the truth!!!
- I'm telling you, Leila, it's a NO!! Why is it so hard for you to believe it??
- Oh come on, Carl! For that amount of money?? I mean, fuck, you're lying...
- I AM NOT LYING!!! 
- Girls, is there anybody else here who thinks he's lying?
- Uh, me.
- And me!
- NO!! I'M NOT LYING!!!
- FUCK! HE'S A LIAR!!!
- NO I'M NOT!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO FOR YOU TO BELIEVE ME????
- Oh come on, girls. Give him a brake! It's not that weird! I mean, I know many men who wouldn't suck another man's cock for that kind of money!!
- THANK YOU!!!!
- Oh come on, Larissa!! You don't need to stand up for him!! We know he's lying!!
- I'M NOT LYING!!!
- YOU ARE!
- I'M TELLING YOU HE'S NOT!!
- AND HOW DO YOU NOW, LARISSA???
- Tell us what do YOU know about gay men, Kate?? Is your brother gay maybe?? 
- No! Is yours??
- WELL, ACTUALLY YES!!!
- WHAT?
- WHAT?
- YOU HEARD ME!! HE FUCKS OTHER MEN!!! DOES ANYBODY HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?? 
- Wha..., I'm sorry to hear that, Larissa!! I mean, NO, OF COURSE NOT, we have nothing against gay men!! You know that!! It's just that, you know, for Carl here, we thought 10 thousand dollars for a one minute blowjob is...
- WELL IT'S NOT!!! AND YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT GAY MEN!! YOU BELIEVE ME NOW???
- Gee, I'm sorry Larissa...
- That's okay, Maddie! It's just that... real men are way too proud for their, you know, manhood! See, for a woman, like you and me, it may sound easy and stupid to just get on our knees and suck a cock for a minute or more, but for a real man that is usually out of the question! No matter how much money you give them, they don't want to even think about it! I think it has to do with their male ego or something, you know?
- Didn't know that...
- I wouldn't have said better myself, Larissa! Thank you so damn much...
- That's okay, Carl. I wouldn't know had it not been my brother, you know...
- Believe me now?? All of you???
- Whoa, okay! Then answer me this: how much money would it take for you to do anything with a man?
- With a man?? Are you out of your mind??? I said nothing!!! NOTHING!! I'M NOT GAY!! AND I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WITH A MAN FOR ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!!
- See? I told you... 
- Oh come on. We are only 17. Maybe when he gets 30 he will change his mind...




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- Oh come on, Carl! It's Truth or Dare! For the last time!!! You HAVE to tell us the truth!!!
- I'm telling you, Leila, it's a NO!! Why is it so hard for you to believe it??
- Oh come on, Carl! For that amount of money?? I mean, fuck, you're lying...
- I AM NOT LYING!!! 
- Girls, is there anybody else here who thinks he's lying?
- Uh, me.
- And me!
- NO!! I'M NOT LYING!!!
- FUCK! HE'S A LIAR!!!
- NO I'M NOT!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO FOR YOU TO BELIEVE ME????
- Nothing, Carl!!! We do not believe you!!! 
- WHY????
- Because you 're a money-slut!!! That's why???
- WHAT??? I AIN'T NO MONEY-SLUT!!!!!
- Oh just listen to him!! Isn't he cute when he says that??
- I'm not a money-slut!!!!
- Oh yes you are, Carl!!! You would suck another man's cock for 10 dollars!!! Saying no to 10 thousand dollars??? That's ridiculous!!
- Fuck you, Larissa!!!!
- Hmmm. Okay!! Let's see then... I say we test him!!
- What??
- What do you mean??
- WHAT?? TEST ME?? WHAT'S WITH THAT??
- Well, my brother's gay! And from what I know he would do you in no time!! See, I have a proposal to make!
- Gay?
- What, do you... want???
- Here! I give you not 10, but 100 dollars to suck my brother's cock!! Will you do it??
- WHAT?
- WHAT??
- You heard me! Here! 100 dollars. In your hungry pocket!! For one little taste of my brother's big, fat cock! What do you say??
- WHOA, FUCK YOU!!! I SAY FUCK YOU!!!
- Why, Carl?? You want more maybe??? Here take 50 more!! But you'll have to stay down there for 5 minutes! What do you say??
- FUCK YOU!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!!
- I'm not doing anything to you, Carl! You are doing this to yourself! That's okay! You could just confess right from the start: you 'll do anything for the right amount of money! Isn't it so?
- FUCK!!! NO!!! MONEY IS GOOD OKAY BUT...
- But it's even better when you get it that easy, huh??
- NO!! FUCK!! NO!! I MEAN, YES!! IT'S GOOD !! BUT I...
- You are willing to do anything, Carl. I know... WE know...
- No..
- Have you had sex with a woman, Carl?
- Yes! Yes I have!
- And was it good?
- Yes!!! It was perfect!!!
- That's okay, Leila. He doesn't need to be gay. He is just open to anything for some easy money. Am I right, Carl?
- What?? No. I mean, yes... I mean...
- Here!! Take them!! That's 200 easy bucks, Carl!! In your pocket!! Will you have sex with the man we tell you??
- Νο...
- Yes, you will, Carl. We all know that.
- NO!!
- Yes, Carl. And now that those two hundred bucks are in your pocket, you are thinking about it. You know you won't return them. Right??
- No!!
- Oh you're so funny, Carl!! Come on! Say it! There's nothing wrong with it!
- No...
- Oh just look at him!! I saw it in his eyes!! He's thinking about it!!
- He's not thinking about it, Kate. I'm telling you, he can't say no! Big Carl here, will suck whoever we tell him like a vacuum for the right amount of money.. Right, baby?
- No!! I'm telling you! Just stop it, will you???
- Well, listen to me, Carl. I'm going to ask you just once and you are going to have only one chance to give me an answer. I am going to accept that answer of yours and I promise you that we won't question it no matter what! 
- Yeah, that's it!
- Yeah!
- N...no... 
- Listen. Here are 300 dollars. There you go. Right into your pocket. So. They are yours now. Now. What I want from you is simple. Tell me one thing: have you ever gone to a gay bar?
- WHAT? NO!!!!
- That's okay, you will be with us. So. How about you keep the money and you go to a gay bar with us?
- WHAT??
- My offer is this: for you to earn your money, you will have to find a guy and make him have sex with you. That's it.
- WHAT???? SEX?? WITH A GUY??? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND???? I MEAN...
- You will answer me with a YES or NO. Just this. You have no second chance. 300 dollars, Carl. Think...
- I AIN'T NO FUCKING HOMO!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???
- That is not my problem, Carl! For the money I give you, you will have to do some pretty gay stuff, if you know what I mean!
- Fuck, look at him, he's thinking about it!!!
- I give you an extra one hundred to suck the guy you find off and swallow everything in the end!!!
- And I give you an extra one hundred to tell him that you are a fucking homo!!! And you need his cock in your ass every day!!!
- Easy there, ladies!! We 're gonna scare him to...
- DEAL!!!
- WHAT??
- WHAT??
- WHAT??
- YOU HEARD ME!!! YOU ALL HEARD ME!!! I SAID "DEAL"!!! SO WHY DON'T' YOU JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BRING ME MY MONEY!!!! 



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I went after work. I would never do that if it wasn't for her. I can't resist that woman. Especially when she starts speaking spanish.. Fuck. She makes me wanna fuck that mouth right away. I would never agree on meeting Ms Ivanova, if it wasn't for that fucking woman. Ms Ivanova is smart and strong and sexy and she's the only one who knows me that... good! I still can not understand how the hell she found out about my only weakness! Yeah okay, I would do anything for some money, but what the fuck? Who wouldn't?? Why do I have to feel bad? 

I went anyway. I would never let anyone know about it. This time I would be strong. Yeah, I could really use some money, but no! I have done enough for money! Sometimes you got to say no!





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Ms Ivanova. Sexy as always...


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I want you to co-operate, Carl... That's all...

[ ]

And you will still be, Carl.  You will just choose to keep them shut when it comes to us...

[ ]

Please, Tanya. You know I can't...

[ ]

You want more? Is this what you 're saying? How much? Give me a number...

[ ]

Don't do that to me, Tanya...

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Yeah, well. For that amount of money you 're gonna have to do a lot more for me, Carl...

[ ]

You got yourself a deal, Carl.

You 'll have your money.

But I'm not gonna buy just your services for that amount of money! 

I'm gonna buy YOU!!

Deal?

[ ]

Yes, Carl!! That's exactly what I mean! 

You 're gonna be mine! Owned! Call it whatever you want! 

For that kind of money you 'll be my pet. 

You will do what I ask you to do, you will say what I tell you to say and you will breath when I tell you to breath!

If you have a problem with that, the deal is cancelled!

It's your choice. You say yes or no to the money?

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It's a deal! You are my property then!

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What have I done??? I'm so fucking disgusting! I can not believe she made me kneel!!! I can not believe I sold myself!!! What's wrong with me?? I know the money was good! But fuck!!! Fuck the money was good... I mean, it's not my fault... for that kind of money, anyone would sell himself!! I'm gonna be their pet! So fucking what??? Self-respect my ass! Everything's about the money!! And those women give me a lot!! I'm gonna do what she says! I may have said some things in the past... but that's because.. i was a fucking asshole!!! That's it!! Tanya pays! And that means Tanya makes the rules!! If she wants me a pet, I'm gonna be a fucking pet!! Whatever she wants, she's gonna have it!!! I'm gonna be whatever she wants me to be!!! There's nothing I can't do for the right amount of money!! Ivanova, Ramirez, even that asian whore!! Who gives a shit? As long as they pay, I'm owned!!! Tomorrow I'm gonna fuck those assholes! I'm gonna show her how useful I can be! If I'm lucky she may have more jobs for me! Yeah, more money!! Fuck! I can't even think about it!! I got to wake up!! I got big things to do!








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